Con la presente inauguriamo una nuova indispensabile serie di post di pubblica utilità attraverso la quale metteremo a disposizione della cordiale utenza la nostra esperienza di indomiti viaggiatori al fine di edurre le vostre fertili menti all'arte dell'imprecazione xenoglotta.
BESTEMMIE DAL MONDO
Capitolo 1 - PERKELE
Benché l'ugro-finnico sia di diffusione assai scarsa nel continente euroasiatico, la suddetta imprecazione è balzata agli onori della cronaca grazie all'operato di fini intellettuali finnici quali gli IMPALED NAZARENE, autori in proposito del mirabile saggio in forma di CD intitolato "Suomi Finland PERKELE" (che per capirci sarebbe l'equivalente in milanese di qualcosa come "Milan Milano UéFIGA").
Attendibili fonti filologiche, la prima che mi viene in mente è il brano "Perkele (God of Fire)" degli Amorphis, sostengono che Perkele sia originariamente il nome di una divinità del fuoco e del fulmine.
In seguito il mai troppo lodato operato di tolleranza e diffusione della cultura operato da quei santi uomini degli evangelizzatori ha trasformato la religione dei popoli sottomess... ehm pardon... civilizzati in una manifestazione del demonio, quel briccone, e così PERKELE divenne uno degli epiteti del diavolo e di lì il suo uso come imprecazione.
In quanto imprecazione PERKELE di fatto sembra rappresentare, visto l'uso smodato, tutta la gamma possibile dell'improperio finnico, in un range idealemnte inscrivibile tra i due estremi del PERDINCIBACCOLINA e del MAD++NA MA++LA IMP+++ATA.
Le occasioni di utilizzo quindi sono molteplici, dalla malaugurata rottura della punta del lapis fino al disappunto nel constatare il sarcasmo del destino che ha visto la tua famiglia sbranata dai lupi, la tua casa bruciata e tutti i tuoi averi requisiti dallo stato per quella cazzo di bolletta non pagata.
FONETICA: Perkele viene pronunciato nel tipico accento locale, a metà strada tra il sassarese e l'idioma di pinerolo est (cit. Misia), insistendo sulla prima E ed arrotando la R in maniera direttamente proporzinale al proprio livello di ira.
Commenti (1349)
mi raccomando le lezioni anche sulle seguenti parole:
KUSIPAA
VITTU
SAATANA
30.08.07 16:44
Oi Vittu!
Pèèèrrrrrrrkèèlèè
Sono triste :(
30.08.07 17:47
Di pubblica utilità qui c'é solo il link sottostante.
In primis per la gioia del Sig. Sette, e poi per l'erudirsi di voi tutti.
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=DA3E2X3kQNQ
P.S. Vi prego di prestar particolare attenzione a 1) la pronuncia 2) il finale.
02.09.07 05:15
P.P.S. Tornando in-topic:
"a metà strada tra il sassarese e l'idioma di pinerolo est"
O Sachertorte, dimentichi tre cose: 1) aperta parentesi 2) cit puntato 3) chiusa parentesi. Le mie intuizioni non sono open source, che chiunque può attingerne in four 'n four eight.
02.09.07 05:27
Misia, hai ragione... nonricordavo però se era opera tua o di shai... provvederò a correggere ASAP :-)
02.09.07 08:43
IN FOUR 'N FOUR EIGHT.. bwahahahaahhahaahahaahahahahaah!!!
laughing 'n joking sono le 13.44 e devo andare a correre! :O
02.09.07 13:46
se mi assicuri che può assumere la connotazione più feroce di questo mondo la posso anche usare. però devi insegnarmi a dirla come la direbbe il demonio, quel briccone, in persona. anche se forse lo so già.
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