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What's the name of the drink? Exclusivo!

Sabato sera, Milano, P.ta Ticinese.
Che l'alcool, tra i suoi tanti effetti collaterali, abbia quello di amplificare a dismisura la dimensione della sfera affettiva e dei rapporti sociali, è un fatto da tempo riconosciuto.
La dimensione dell'effetto varia da persona a persona, a seconda del personale livello di alcolismo, ma soprattutto da drink a drink.

Un bevitore che si reputi degno di tale nome, può ingurgitare una notevole quantità di alcool prima di abbracciarsi teneramente con quello che fino a qualche litro prima era il suo peggior nemico.
A qualcuno basta una birra doppio malto per sputtanarsi totalmente con un solo paio di sms (il DRUNKIA PERDIO!)
Ma c'è un drink, l'unico e solo drink, che nel corso degli anni mi ha dimostrato di riuscire a uccidere anche in piccole dosi il più esperto dei bevitori.
Alcolisti e alcoliste, ecco a voi l'esclusivo.

L'alchimia è composta da:
- 1/5 gin
- 1/5 vodka al limone
- 3/5 fragolino
Come gentile omaggio uno spicchio d'arancia e una cannuccia colorata.

Dosi consigliate:
Esordiente: non più di 1 drink. Studiare gli effetti prima di fare gli sboroni..
Bevitore esperto: 2 drink, ma poi passate alla birra.
Esclusivo addicted: 4 drink. Ma attenzione perchè questo è il record.

Il detentore è attualmente il nostro campioncino Shai, sempre disponibile a sfidare nuovi pretendenti al titolo.

Vorrei segnalare che il simpaticissimo cocktail sembra non fare effetto prima di un lasso di tempo sufficientemente lungo che spesso spinge l'avventore ad ordinare il secondo.
A quel punto è troppo tardi. Consiglio di recarsi immediatamente nella vincina pizzeria al trancio a tentare di tamponare il danno.

Sabato, dopo mesi, siamo tornati all'esclusivo.
Ed è stato come al solito devastante. L'ennesimo Bloody WeekEnd.

Postato da Fabrix il 12.03.07 11:00

Commenti (353)

IlSacerdote:

Non dubitate delle parole di Fabrix... ho visto gente fare pompini agli specchietti delle macchine, donne vomitare nel cesso del treno (e soprattutto ridere di ogni mia battuta)...

Non perdona...

Ju:

L'esclusivo sa di tachipirina. Come diavolo si fa a bere una roba che sa di tachipirina? Immediatamente il mio cervello la associa al brodino, alla mantellina di lana e all'odore dell'alcol per sterilizzare il termometro.

p.s. l'espressione facciale di... Giorgio? è comunque indicativa della libertà di pensiero.

Fabrix:

Guarda, non commento neppure :nono:

Ju:

Vuoi la polemica? Avanti, sono pronta, facciamo polemica! Tanto qualcuno sta già preparando i cerotti. ;)

djfabrix:

Non esiste alcun tipo di polemica!
Hai torto e basta :tds:

Ju:

Voglio l'ultima parola.

Culo.

Mariolina:

visti gli effetti da te descritti ringrazio IDDIO di non essere venuta e di non aver bevuto l'esclusivo...non oso immaginare come avrebbe potuto ridurmi oltre a come già mi ha ridotto il normale cuba libre...disastro...

Disgrazia:

io nn l'ho ami provato l'esclusivo :(

solo l'odore del gin mi fa sboccare e la versione epurata fa schifo.

IlSacerdote:

@disgrazia

tu lo provasti con non so cosa al posto del gin mi pare id ricordare...

shailor moon:

grande alfio!! il barbone anarchico! :r'nr:

kurgan:

"CHI E' STATO??"
"LO STATO!!!"

mitico alfio! :-D

Rouge:

Alla notte bianca ero venuto all'Esclusivo... Ma il sapore fa cagare. Fui costretto a sfondarmi con le birre che avevo nello zaino, bella serata comunque ;)

spad:

quello in mezzo nella foto, prima di bere quell'intruglio, aveva diciotto anni?

sici:

in periodi non sospetti son arrivato a due!!! :cornaalcielo:
poi ho sboccato

disgrazia:

sac.. lo avevamo fatto a casa mia con la vodka... ce ne siamo bevuti 2 brocche in 4

devastante :asd:

ahem:

intrigante sta storia del record.

pta Ticinese dove di preciso???

Fabrix:

Di fianco alla Trattoria Toscana ..

Mr.7:

Pompini agli specchietti. Ma chi è quello sfigato?

ahem:

trattoria toscana...quale trattoria?

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